Dog Diary Twenty Six – Questions and Answers

My parents were having one of their nostalgia-type conversations.

I gathered that as kids they subscribed to something called MAD magazine. One feature was “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.” Not that anybody asked, but I could offer some future potential submissions.

“Are you a smart dog?”

I know when it’s time to eat without a watch.

“What happened to the toilet paper?”

If it’s off the roll it’s fair game.

“Do you need to go out?”

I’m standing by the door trying to catch a fly.

“Do you want to watch TV?”

Anything but the PBS documentary on cancer.

“What are you eating?”

The twenty dollar bill you left on your desk.

“Are you a good boy?”

Do you really need to ask?


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